Chem notes over the year.

• White sugar/flour gets bleached.
• At supermarkets, buy good foods at the top/bottom. Companies with enough money pay the stores to put their products at consumer eye level because Americans are lazy and would rather grab something in front of them rather than crouch down or go tippy-toed.
• Grapes = wine, rice = rice wine, vodka = potatoes, beer = barley/hops, rum = sugar cane, whiskey = corn, tequila = agave
• You can make alcohol out of pretty much anything.
• Potatoes were originally found in Peru.
• One of the backup dancers in Beyonce's "Single Ladies" is the choreographer (male).
• David Copperfield's trick of making the statue of liberty disappear was done with a giant mirror.
• Butter can be substituted with margarine, milk with water/yogurt/cream, sugar with powdered sugar/honey/syrups. Or you can use half of what left of the ingredients you do have.
• After Labor Day until Memorial Day, don't wear white pants/shoes.
• If you're wearing stripes both top and bottom, the stripes must be different sizes.
• The color of egg yolks depends on what the animal eats. Ex: corn = yellow.
• Joe = $1000 debt, Mary = $0 debt. MARRAIGE. Joe + Mary = one person. Joe = $500 debt, Mary = $500 debt. You can't sue yourself, so DIVORCE! But... Joe = $500 debt, Mary = $500 debt.
• Thick, poofy jackets are only okay with khakis/jeans.
• Cashmere/thick wool sweaters worn with slacks/dressy jeans/jeans/trousers.
• Cashmere goats come from the middle east.
• Natural: cashmere, wool, cotton, hemp, silk, linen
• Nature prefers entropy.
• What can go wrong will go wrong. - Murphy's Law
• Fraternal twins = two different eggs, identical = 1 egg split into two